Me decían que en el próximo inventario tenían que retirar mi nombre de la lista de "Activo fijo".
Yo: I am really going to miss all of you. But I am going to call you from Germany...
Enfermera #1: Oh that´s really sweet.
Yo: I am going to call you to complain that I don't have anyone to scratch my back anymore and I am going to scream MORPHINEEE bring me my MORPHINEEE.
Enfermeras #2 y #3: hahaha
Enfermera #1: ...You are kidding... right?